Zoom - Akademie für Superhelden (2006) Download Voll

Cox falls down three times, Allen belches and Chase gets covered with buckets of green snot. Scenes keep ending on non-jokes like this exchange: 'No way!' 'Way!'. The director of Zoom is Peter Hewitt, who also directed Garfield. Nothing more to say about that.. The under-achieving Zoom resembles nothing so much as as a subpar episode of a failed Disney Channel teleseries.. A crashing, thudding dullness infects every moment of Zoom.. Zoom is a movie that you've probably seen several times already...

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Turbo - Kleine Schnecke, großer Traum (2013) Online-Streaming-

It's only disguised as fun.. There are many more delighted 'Ewwws' than too-easy 'Awws' in this charming, if a tad cynical, feature from the creators of Coraline and ParaNorman.. You know we're in serious trouble when even old pros such as Michael Caine and Luis Guzman can't do anything with the uninspired and unfunny script.. Sincerely tries to pay homage to the likes of Jules Verne and Robert Louis Stevenson but is too contaminated by today's tame sensibilities to make it fly.. [A] totally off...

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Ice Age 4 - Voll verschoben (2012) Voll Streaming

Feels more like straight-to-DVD filler than a chapter in one of the last decade's most entertaining and sophisticated family-film franchises.. The Spy Kids series once seemed charmingly homemade. These days, it feels less charmingly homemade than maddeningly amateurish.. Life is too short for Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D.. Don't tell the kids, but Santa Claus isn't real and Pixar is fallible.. They said it couldn't be done. But Pixar proved the yaysayers wrong when it made its first...

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The Legend of Longwood (2014) Beobachten Film

Absolutely one of the greatest, most cringe-worthy movies I've ever seen.. Thank you for giving information about the film. this a good movie to be watched for sure.. The best movie I've ever seen. amazing in every acting of the players as real and natural.. Every minute of this action packed movie is amazing. This is the single best movie I have ever seen. All of the actors do great jobs at their roles from the villains to the side characters they all give convincing performances.. Music perfec...

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Spy Daddy (2010) Wiedergabe Von Streaming-

An odd imp of a movie, Arthur and the Invisibles may actually be filled with a bit too much invention for the average kid.. The Spy Next Door follows Brian Levant's long track record of pandering, PG-rated family comedies that look like bad TV (and sometimes are adapted from it).... . . There are too many things out of whack here, and too many unanswered questions.. Too eccentric for kids, too silly for everyone else, it floats in a Neverland of breathtaking visuals in service of a story that pi...

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A World Beyond (2015) Film-Streaming

Tomorrowland is a highly original, occasionally even visionary piece of sci-fi filmmaking, but that doesn't necessarily make it a good movie.. Tartakovsky hasn't created the sort of sequel that eclipses the original, but then again the original wasn't exactly "Toy Story" or "How to Train Your Dragon.". Exhilarating on every level.. Hotel Transylvania 2 is the greatest movie Adam Sandler and Kevin James have ever made together. I believe this is called "damning with faint praise.". Eye-popping an...

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Große Haie - Kleine Fische (2004) Download Voll

An uneasy mix of warmed-over Mafioso jokes and watery fish backgrounds.. It's another brightly rendered effort, but, as the title indicates, a lot of the real creativity seems to have been used up the first time around.. Sometimes so strange, colorful and wildly cute that it may end up becoming a "Yellow Submarine" for a new generation.. . . Mostly, "Cloudy 2" relies on the usual noxious recipe for junky kid flicks: loud noise, pop music and poop jokes.. Funny, dazzling, fast and frisky, Shark T...

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Drachenzähmen leicht gemacht 2 (2014) Online-Streaming-

It's a rip-roaring ride.. No movie can be a downer that fills you with pure exhilaration. You leave WALL-E with a feeling of the rarest kind: that you've just enjoyed a close encounter with an enduring classic.. The new Pixar picture Wall-E is one for the ages, a masterpiece to be savored before or after the end of the world -- assuming, like the title character, you're still around when all the humans have taken off and have access to an old video player.. The greatest of all films by Pixar Ani...

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Spy Kids 4 - Alle Zeit der Welt (2011) Film Abspielen

Rodriguez's various family-geared movies - notably the "Spy Kids'' series - have been annoying creative clunkers, the one area where doing things his way has seemed like an iffy way.. Would have been better titled Spy Kids: All the Time Puns in the World.. Rodriguez's family franchise about underage secret agents limps into its fourth installment with shiny CGI and frequent fart jokes to hold the attention spans of the underage and undemanding.. This fourth "Spy Kids" picture isn't so much bad a...

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Nancy Drew - Girl Detective (2007) Film-Streaming

'Nancy Drew' still has a televisual feel - more 'Murder, She Wrote' than junior 'Marple'.. Osamu Tezuka's groundbreaking 60s anime series gets a stylish CGI update in this sci-fi animation.. Like its supersonic, jets-in-his-feet hero, the movie itself feels totally robotic.. Tedious interpretation of the famous girl detective's adventures. Nancy Drew falls somewhere between The Haunted Mansion and the live-action Scooby Doo movies in terms of quality but is more irritating than either.. This Nan...

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2007) Film Abspielen

There are endless scenes in which the turtles sit around discussing their feelings. All the talk of anger management and sibling rivalry is sure to test the attention spans of viewers in every age group.. . ...while the visuals are terrific, the plot is a distracting clunker that feels like it was written one line at a time by a bunch of overexcited fan-board commentators playing a round-robin storytelling game.. It takes more than an awkward title attempting to sound cool to overcome its mundan...

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Die Abenteuer von Tim und Struppi - Das Geheimnis der Einhorn (2011) Beobachten Film

It adequately re-creates the comics' Dickensian characterization, and every frame brims with clever details. But once the action begins, Spielberg's incessant, force-fed "fun" quickly gets exhausting.. It's solid and affecting and exactly as thought-provoking as it should be.. . Director Jay Russell stomps in hobnail boots over Natalie Babbitt's gentle, endearing 1975 children's novel.. There's no reason it couldn't have been infused with real feeling, instead of just a nice, tidy lesson about t...

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Nachts im Museum 2 (2009) Download Film

Pleasant, innocuous and intermittently thrilling family entertainment.. . Azaria pretty much steals the show.. Marvel at the movie's cheerful idiocy, which seems definitive -- even though the summer season has just begun -- and at the efficiency with which the filmmakers have dumbed down a dumb premise of proven success.. The sequel to the big family hit Night at the Museum struggles with a big creative challenge. The sense of wonderment you feel in seeing museum displays magically come to life ...

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Küss den Frosch (2009) Download Film

The sequel, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, is a better film, though -- less manic, more easygoing.. Surprise, surprise, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa is the rare sequel that is better than the original.. Making the audience wish they were seeing an old Hulk Hogan movie is simply sad.. This is one of those rare occasions where the sequel is better than the original - but only by a whisker.. At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doub...

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Das wandelnde Schloss (2004) Download Voll

As a piece of almost dadaist filmmaking, Spy Kids is great fun with its continual spirit of invention.. The kids' movie kids have been waiting for.. Just wacky enough and gadget-driven enough to appeal to bored kids looking for fresh energies.. An animated sequel that, despite not achieving the inspired lunacy of the first movie where Gru literally steals the moon, is smartly calculated to deliver squeals to kids and amusement to accompanying adults.. Miyazaki, now in his mid-60s, has a refreshi...

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Agent Cody Banks (2003) Download Film

The marvelously handsome wrestler-turned-actor -- proving once again better than the material he takes -- dons tights and a baby-blue satin tunic in the slight family comedy Tooth Fairy.. Tooth Fairy isn't half bad, outfitted with gently funny high jinks that place its brawny lead in progressively ridiculous circumstances.. Dwayne Johnson in shiny tights. Dwayne Johnson throwing around magic pixie dust. Dwayne Johnson flying around like a clumsy Tinkerbell. Wait. You're still not laughing?. Thos...

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Die Jagd zum magischen Berg (2009) Streaming-

This sharp-looking but unimaginative adventure hasn't the wit of similar kiddie flicks.. Race to Witch Mountain is the first kids' film in ages to have action beats that measure up to Hollywood's grownup action fare.. . It's a fast, funny, frightening and family-friendly movie, an affectionate tribute to the original, and a vintage thrill ride enhanced by modern visual trickery, crazy characters -- and a soupcon of skepticism.. This has the directionless, recycled feel of a script by committee.....

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Merida - Legende der Highlands (2012) Voll Streaming

Saying that Brave is entertaining but not astonishing is pretty much admitting your straight-A student got a B.. Please, Hollywood, if there's to be another Airbender movie, hand the job to some efficient hack, and not to a once mesmerizing artist who's lost his way.. The Pixar name used to mean something. And it never quite meant pleasantly safe, safely forgettable movies like this.. It's a subpar story that seems to exist mainly to sell a new Disney Princess in the form of wild-haired Merida.....

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Tarzan 3D (2013) Film-Streaming

Absolutely one of the greatest, most cringe-worthy movies I've ever seen.. Music perfectly fits with the movie, the story can't tear myself away from the screen for hours. Really GREAT movie!!. The best movie I've ever seen. amazing in every acting of the players as real and natural.. Awesome as director this is the first time that they have been together again Since training day powerful movie go see it!!!. A movie can have a superb story, amazing cinematography, and mesmerizing writing as well...

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Astro Boy (2009) Voll Streaming

Like a lot of movies, Astro Boy has been designed to function on different levels and serve different audiences, but in this case these multiple meanings and points of address have created a confusion of tone.. Parents, don't nap while the kids watch.. I just felt like this was a mistranslation -- almost trying to combine the slightly sinister, cold world of Japanese anime with the warm, sentimental, fuzzy, bouncy world of Hollywood kid animation.. David Bowers' retro-cool update on the titular ...

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