Old Dogs - Daddy oder Deal (2009) Online-Streaming-

Though no animals were harmed in the making of Old Dogs, the lead actors were defanged. But like a pair of Labradors, they have a playful rapport.. It is observant about human (or chicken) nature.. Even the target audience of 10-year-olds might get jimmy legs sitting for a punishing 135 minutes as the Wachowski brothers projectile-vomit their cotton-candy dreams all over the big screen.. If Old Dogs isn't the absolute worst movie either star has appeared in, it's close enough to count.. Shapes h...

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Ice Age 4 - Voll verschoben (2012) Voll Streaming

Feels more like straight-to-DVD filler than a chapter in one of the last decade's most entertaining and sophisticated family-film franchises.. The Spy Kids series once seemed charmingly homemade. These days, it feels less charmingly homemade than maddeningly amateurish.. Life is too short for Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D.. Don't tell the kids, but Santa Claus isn't real and Pixar is fallible.. They said it couldn't be done. But Pixar proved the yaysayers wrong when it made its first...

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Gullivers Reisen - Da kommt was Großes auf uns zu (2010) Beobachten Film

The filmmakers have said they are already dreaming up a sequel. They needn't hurry. Whatever treasures these pirates have are well buried.. To paraphrase a certain man with a certain luxuriant beard, it's only impossible to enjoy if you stop to think about it.. A migraine inducement that you'd think Jack Black had gotten out of his system years ago.. Gulliver's Travels strips the source material down to its recognizable parts and then builds something completely new out of them. Unfortunately, t...

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Ice Age (2002) Online-Streaming-

Real Ice Ages were no jokes. They lasted about 100,000 years and froze most life on the planet. But as long as Leguizamo's Sid and Wedge's Scrat are on screen, this one warms you with laughter.. From the squirrel's mad, droopy eyes, to the rumba rhythms of Manny's rear end, to the way Diego settles into sleep like a tabby, these creatures are alive enough to love, and lament.. A minor delight but a delight just the same .... It's clever enough to amuse adults, yet sufficiently kid-friendly to de...

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Das wundersame Leben des Timothy Green (2012) Online-Streaming-

A murderously unfunny rethink of the groundbreaking literary satire.. Somewhere by the middle, the souffle collapses, and the movie becomes sleep-inducing. Gulliver doesn't have much to do in Lilliput, and we notice that before he does.. Not only is the story dreamed up by producer Ahmet Zappa even odder than the title indicates, its execution gets increasingly irritating as the film goes on.. Some films are phoned in. The staggeringly awful "Gulliver's Travels" was texted.. [It] feels like a re...

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Whale Rider (2002) Download Voll

The filmmaker knows how to seduce an audience without making it feel had. When a movie's this likable, it would take a very tough crowd not to be pleased.. Features one of the finest child performances in years.. The most effective and moving female empowerment movie in awhile.. At its transporting best, Whale Rider seesaws between archetype and innocence -- it's a re-founding myth that happens in real time, before an audience's wondering eyes.. A whale of a tale.. There is magic here, enough to...

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The Legend of Longwood (2014) Beobachten Film

Absolutely one of the greatest, most cringe-worthy movies I've ever seen.. Thank you for giving information about the film. this a good movie to be watched for sure.. The best movie I've ever seen. amazing in every acting of the players as real and natural.. Every minute of this action packed movie is amazing. This is the single best movie I have ever seen. All of the actors do great jobs at their roles from the villains to the side characters they all give convincing performances.. Music perfec...

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